Amongst this bizarre cocktail of ridiculous, it’s worth noting – Available on iTunes – a few things. It’s the usual Rishi Rich Production bland corporate nonsense, meaning zero emotion/feeling/point other than trying to be the background music for when an actual Bollywood star is being interviewed, etc etc. Romy Shay, who really cares. Shilpa Shetty pops – Available on iTunes – up and giggles hysterically at everything, all the while looking gorgeous but somewhat embarrassed. The song is alright but predictable and cynical. And then you realise, after all that particular weirdness, that Shilpa Shetty is the SISTER-IN-LAW of Romy Shay. What on earth is – Available on iTunes – he doing serenading his wife’s sister? Dude. Come on. Be a bit more discreet than that. Damn. Your wife is, as the kids say, gonna dash you the fuck up when you get back to yard. Seriously, first you get a tattoo of Nusrat on your arm – could make wifey feel insecure, but fair enough – and then at 0:35 in the video you tell some white guy you love him… Oh man. Good luck when – Available on iTunes – you get home tonight.