It is a fair question to ask why BEE2 and Taj-E hate us. Or music. Either way, it’s a pretty safe bet that they harbour some evil intentions towards mankind. “La Bhangra” is the audio equivalent of that terrible strain of E. coli emanating from German cucumbers. Take some out of tune bhangra, an out of tune rendition of “La Bamba” and mix them together. The ridiculous thing is that this ridiculous idea could have mysteriously worked, but they somehow managed to overthink it. If the good people of Veracruz, Mexico (from where “La Bamba” originated) decided to wage war against Soundpipe Records, we’d happily apply for Mexican citizenship and take up arms on their behalf.